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Wednesday, 1 September 2010

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Hello!

First of all, I want to apologise for the hiatus. Especially after the "ahh, I'm suicidal!" post. Especially after you were all so lovely and concerned. Thank you for all your wonderful comments of support. I love you all. It was not terribly polite of me to run off. I went to stay with my grandma and my dad. I've only just got home. I'm slowly but surely getting through everyone's blogs. I have about 25 tabs open right now. I just wanted to let you all know I was still around.

I managed not to gain any weight while I was at my Grandma's which is a darn tooting miracle. My grandma is fat. Sad but true. She eats red meat and four meals a day, drinks a bottle of wine every day and drives everywhere. Staying with her sends me into a spiral of anxiety because she expects me to be the same too. It's the same at my dad's. I managed not to stray too far off track though. My measurements for today are:

Height: 5ft 3in (I am an inch shorter than I thought I was. Boo.)
Weight: 148lbs (-2lbs)
Hips: 38.98 (+0.59in)
Waist: 28.15 (-1.18in)
Left Thigh: 22.05 (-0.59in)
Right Thigh: 21.85 (0.0.39in)

I am still fat but my, it does feel good to have a 28in waist and 21in thighs again! 140lbs here I come!

Today's Thinspo

I want to share an amazing discovery I made with you guys. Today's thinspo picture is special. It is jelly. Jell-O to my American followers. It is completely fat free. It is also about 5.5 calories per pot. I cannot tell you how much this jelly is going to change my life. I've been living off it. It is delicious and I don't feel at all guilty when I eat it. MY LIFE = COMPLETE.
I tried to find a way for you guys who are in America/Australia to get hold of it, but I failed dismally. :( However, for those of you here in the U.K - it comes in 4 flavours and it's 59p per pot from Tesco.

Today's Quote

"I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times, hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe.

Today's Five Song Playlist

1) Foofights - Everlong
2) The Donnas - Who Invited You?
3) Alanis Morissette - Ironic (it's such a stupid song, but it's catchy)
4) Tsunami Bomb - Irish Boys
5) Blue Foundation - Eyes on Fire (I'm aware this is from the Twilight soundtrack but we all have our crosses to bear).

Peri: I meant to add that I think you have stunning eyes and gorgeous legs! You're beautiful, girl.

I've decided that once I hit 140, I'll post a before and after picture. 8lbs to go!

I hope you're all doing well, lovelies.
Back to blogs now.
Love you all!

Analise.


6 comments:

  1. :D i cant wait for the picture, i know you'll get there real soon =)
    great to have you back

    xoxo

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  2. Glad to hear from you! I'm so happy you are alright and hooray for you for not gaining at your grandma's! I know how hard that can be - my grandmother is always trying to make me food whenever I'm with her and it's like ugggh. Her portions are always soo big too! Anyway, keep up the good work :)

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  3. *Makes offended huffing noises at you, then pounces and hugs* :D You're back and you're ok! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :D

    Dralion's spaying went very well. No complications and she is back on the 10th to get the stitches out. Man she was funny when she was stoned! Just doing a lot of sleeping now ^.^

    I love that M.Munro quote. I may have to get it tattooed somewhere. Maybe my right asscheek, the one I tell people to kiss XD

    Have a good day! Take care of yourself, ok?? *HUSGUHUSGHUGSHUGS*

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  4. Apple and watermelon flavored jelly sound yummy! i live in America, and ive never found that flavor sadly :(
    -my favorite is sugar free strawberry banana flavor, and orange!

    I like your blog (:

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  5. Oh wow. You guys are so lucky! I want some of that jelly!
    :) Glad you're back.
    <3

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  6. Im glad your okay after the other post. :)
    & you surely did very well not to put on weight when your around people who expect you to live like them. Stay strong; ox

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